When the story of VOD inevitably gets turned into an Academy Award winning movie I think we can all agree that the film should open with me asking Nebaf to craft me some armor. As we all remember this glorious experience inspired Nebaf to not only forgo his normal fee for crafting, but also lead to him begging and pleading with me to join VOD. Thus ushering in the golden era of VOD. From there we can do some short side stories but it should obviously always come back to the most interesting and charismatic member of the guild, Sabian. It doesn't matter if the movie focuses on my complete domination of Bloodfin PvP, my prowess in other games, my unwavering dedication to intelligent and entertaining Ventrilo conversation, or my incredibly impressive and world class humble attitude.
I'll either play myself in the film, or if my talent and presence on set is too intimidating for the other A list actors we could allow Michael Fassbender to take on the massive burden of portraying a living legend. With me coaching him from the sidelines of course.
With this plan I think we can comfortably predict $2 billion box office world wide and at least 15 Oscars along with a Nobel peace prize for myself.